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delinquent) wrote2010-03-03 10:26 am
delinquent) wrote2010-03-03 10:26 am
[dead in the best possible way]
"I'm sorry, I'm allergic to love."
The robot stares, the smile still fixed on its face, but still not entirely sure what to do. It wasn't programmed for this response.
It goes to the alternative route, the one designed for particularly stubborn customers. "Think of it, sir! Your own private lover, convenient, and worry-free! No need to waste your time worrying about making all the right moves when we've done it for you! And if you're not completely satisfied, just send her back to us for a full refund! You can completely trust u--."
Two seconds later, the robot is staring down a cherry oak wooden panel instead of a 24-year-old male, previous sexual partners: 1, birthplace: Tenamin, Kliver, graduated from the University of Quinton, has two older sisters...
The robot stares, the smile still fixed on its face, but still not entirely sure what to do. It wasn't programmed for this response.
It goes to the alternative route, the one designed for particularly stubborn customers. "Think of it, sir! Your own private lover, convenient, and worry-free! No need to waste your time worrying about making all the right moves when we've done it for you! And if you're not completely satisfied, just send her back to us for a full refund! You can completely trust u--."
Two seconds later, the robot is staring down a cherry oak wooden panel instead of a 24-year-old male, previous sexual partners: 1, birthplace: Tenamin, Kliver, graduated from the University of Quinton, has two older sisters...