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delinquent) wrote2010-05-26 10:38 am
delinquent) wrote2010-05-26 10:38 am
So Bad It's Good
The Truth: There is a 50/50 chance of going to Heaven or Hell, and really, they have the same offices, same HR staff, and get the same wages. Black and white have no value or meaning, and are only corresponding colours of the two teams. Hell denizens are responsible for doling out 'bad' karma for those on earth who deserve it, and heaven citizens 'good' karma. Still, there are sharp divides between the two camps, and often will get in the way of the other and on each other's nerves. However, the edges are blurring, and the once dichotomous system is in turmoil. And really? Engel just wishes they gave him a desk job.
Engel - A 'demon' from Hell that is so bad at his job that half of the people at Hell Inc. is convinced he's a spy while the other half just hates his guts, plain and simple. Single-handedly dropped punishment rates by 20% since he was 'hired'. Was literally mistaken for an angel by Demo, and has been working with him ever since. Not his choice, really, Demo's got blackmail hanging over him. Clumsy, nervous wreck that no one really wants to hang out with, besides Demo.
Demo - An 'angel' that for whatever reason can't keep his trap shut, and at first blush, would seem like an easy target for hellions to exploit, except everything he says is mind-numbingly convoluted, and really not worth the time or energy to listen to. Still, he's a top-rate angel, and impossible to get rid of since he's practically married to his work. Constantly trying to get a partner for his missions, though everyone has long learned to avoid him, except for the hapless new guys. Finally found Engel to be his incredibly reluctant work partner. Believes strongly that rewards are and should be subjective, and in effect, does most of his work in strip clubs, casinos, and the stock market floor.
Engel - A 'demon' from Hell that is so bad at his job that half of the people at Hell Inc. is convinced he's a spy while the other half just hates his guts, plain and simple. Single-handedly dropped punishment rates by 20% since he was 'hired'. Was literally mistaken for an angel by Demo, and has been working with him ever since. Not his choice, really, Demo's got blackmail hanging over him. Clumsy, nervous wreck that no one really wants to hang out with, besides Demo.
Demo - An 'angel' that for whatever reason can't keep his trap shut, and at first blush, would seem like an easy target for hellions to exploit, except everything he says is mind-numbingly convoluted, and really not worth the time or energy to listen to. Still, he's a top-rate angel, and impossible to get rid of since he's practically married to his work. Constantly trying to get a partner for his missions, though everyone has long learned to avoid him, except for the hapless new guys. Finally found Engel to be his incredibly reluctant work partner. Believes strongly that rewards are and should be subjective, and in effect, does most of his work in strip clubs, casinos, and the stock market floor.